I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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When the wind blows:
Expectations:
Reality:
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| me: | I'll just get on tumblr for a few minutes before bed |
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| me: | |
| me: | |
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| me: | Is that the sun |
looking in the mirror:
“I need to lose weight”
2 minutes later:
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(via dont-you-remember)
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What if there was a day where everyone automatically said everything that they were thinking?
It would be fucking chaos.
You’d be in class with your crush like
You’re sitting bored in class, stand up in the middle of a lecture and say
Some dumb bitch asks a really stupid question, and you go
Somebody says they can’t stand your favorite band, and you’re like
And then the day is over, and you look back on everything you’ve just done like
But then you think about it some more, and realize
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